slytherins-slither:

Random thoughts Slytherins have

• Is it acceptable to say gucci and fam in the same sentence?

• I’m gonna be the most aesthetic

• actually, fuck that

• I just want to go home

• fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

• I’m just gonna pretend that didn’t happen

• ew look at that person over there… breathing like a bitch

• I’m too tired for this

• I’m gonna shove a cactus up your ass

• Google that shit

• Is it possible to get high off crispy onions?

• fuck this

• Maybe if I say ‘fuck me’ more often when I do something wrong, someone will say ‘I’m trying’

• Why are people so stupid sometimes?

• I’m back bitches, missed me?

• how come no one ever misses me

• you’re all gonna be sorry when I’m richer than you

• CHECK IT OUT THIS CHILD ACTUALLY LIKES ME

• I hate hugs

• If I don’t get a hug in the next two minutes I’m literally going to start crying

• wHy Am I cRyInG

• fuck this, fuck you, fuck that, fuck me

• Your rules don’t apply to me

• shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

• I like being alone

• I hate being alone

• If you tell me what to do one more time I swear I will slap a bitch

• Well fuck me up and call me Florida

yeahhsuga:

RYAN: Pisces, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Scorpio, Libra 

SHANE: Capricorn, Cancer, Aries, Aquarius, Taurus, Gemini

Check out the first episode of season 3 on YouTube!!! 

assassin1513:

{Hogwarts Story 1513}
Lockscreens
Edits made by me :)

insert relatable post made by 14 year old me back in the day lol

tokkidreamer:

An assignment I did on September. I chose cats as my topic and so, I drew my beloved cat.

tokkidreamer:

First submission? I forgot to post it but this is my old avatar in line play.

clitoreon:

what is this a fucking contest

harunosakuras:

otakunt:

im fckn crying imagine two ppl running towards each other lovingly across a beach except its the naruto run

butscrewit:

drxcos:

i hate when people r like “do you like them? oooh you’re blushing you do!!!” like, no you cold corndog im fucking blushing bc you’re embarrassing me and making me uncomfortable

SOMEONE SAID IT

flintlockwood:

this is the blessed jack! if you see him on your dash you get 10 years of good luck

phantomicvibes:

down-poison:

highkeygoddess:

6ex-god:

guccipxpi:

queeenslut:

irosefromthedead:

queenprotein:

stardusttx:

twirliest:

steampoweredplayer:

lollie-pond:

larryismyhallelujah:

thetasrose:

peachy-blisss:

myswagisnice:

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost
ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

fuck u man

oh boy.. hope my followers sleepin

yup…. not risking lmao

Who tf made this? Go to hell

I hate this person who made it :(

UGHHHH GTFO YO

gdiminyoongi:

yoongichii:

namjoon introducing art, angel, and producer

bless namjoon for always being bangtan’s #1 hypeman

eijisurou:

After a month later because of school, finally done! Hello, I’m a major in being a disappointment online and irl. 

taeguk:

happy birthday to our talented and lovable, min yoongi ♡ 

#HappySugaDay, #윤기생일ᄎᄏ

jjilljj:

Min Yoongi on stage